Saturday, May 10, 2014

"Squidward Syndrome" - May 11, 2014

I Peter 2:2-10


            In the ancient world, people attached a great deal of importance to their ethnicity.  We do that, too, probably far more than we realize.  I don’t just mean that some folks insist on wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day and some insist on calling spaghetti sauce “gravy”.  We are incredibly, almost unconsciously American in ways we hardly recognize.  It hit me once in a way that I remember clearly.  I was living in the Virgin Islands and flew to Puerto Rico every month for a regular meeting.  Since we were arriving from an American territory, we never had to go through customs, but were just waved through.  Then one day, as one of Puerto Rico’s periodic discussions about whether to seek independence or territorial status or to remain a commonwealth was going on, we were suddenly lined up to go through customs.  I got to the front of the line and found myself face-to-face with a customs agent who must have had his own opinions on the subject, because when he asked my nationality and I answered, “American,” he said, “North American?  Central American?  South American?” and (here is where I discovered something about myself) I answered, “American.  Like you.”  He checked my driver’s license for anything he could find for the past ten years before he let me through.

            Now, that’s bad.  In the ancient world it was worse.  People identified their ethnicity with  God’s view of them.  If you were born into a given nation or tribe, you were born with a relationship to the divine.  In the case of the pagans, that meant the tribal gods.  In the case of the Jews, that meant the One God who had established his covenant with Abraham and his family forever.

            What do you do, then, when you have come to have faith in this God, but you are on the outside?  How much of your own character comes from the customs you grew up with and how much is universally human?  How much of you is something God-given and how much is socially conditioned?  Take it to the extreme, and you ask how much of yourself is worthwhile.
           
The complicated question of a person values herself or himself is posed by one of the characters in “SpongeBob Squarepants” named Squidward.  For those who don’t follow the cartoon world so closely, he is a squid, SpongeBob’s next-door neighbor, and here’s how the Nickelodeon people describe him:

“Squidward is a whiny stick-in-the-mud; a self-centered snob who imagines himself to be sophisticated and talented, but he's rather average and untalented. He's jealous, especially of his classy and successful nemesis, Squilliam Fancyson. He's quick to anger and just about everything annoys him. The Krusty Krab annoys him. Mr. Krabs annoys him. But most of all, SpongeBob annoys him, almost 24 hours a day. Besides working side by side with SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab, Squidward is SpongeBob's next-door neighbor. If it weren't for the fact that SpongeBob is the only one who appreciates his clarinet playing, modern dance routines, and artistic abilities, Squidward would have nothing to do with him. SpongeBob finds Squidward's grumpiness part of his charm, knowing that deep down Squid's got a good heart and likes to have fun, Squidward just doesn't know it!”[1]

Maybe you know someone like him.  They don’t all live at the bottom of the sea.  On the one hand, Squidward wants everyone to know how great he is, but on the other hand it’s because deep down inside he doesn’t believe that himself.

            The writer of I Peter has two things to say about who we are.  The first is that it isn’t our birthplace that gives us our worth, or what family we come from, or our social standing.  What gives us our worth is the calling of God. 

“But you are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, God’s own people,” [I Peter 2:9a]

as we read, and again,

“Once you were not a people, but now you are God’s people; once you had not received mercy, but now you have received mercy.” [I Peter 2:10]

But it also says that we are offered that gift for a reason:

“in order that you may proclaim the mighty acts of him who called you out of darkness into his marvelous light.” [I Peter 2:9b]

            It’s not ourselves that we are supposed to put forward, whether by playing the clarinet and doing modern dance, or by holding ourselves up as models of virtue, or by speaking in subtle or not-so-subtle ways about our own greatness.  There was an article in The New York Times this week that talked about how it has become fashionable on social media to use the word “blessed” to try to sound humble while, in fact, bragging.  Jessica Bennett (a fashion columnist, of all people!) observed,

“God has, in fact, recently blessed my network with dazzling job promotions, coveted speaking gigs, the most wonderful fiancés ever, front row seats at Fashion Week, and nominations for many a ‘30 under 30’ list. And, blessings aren’t limited to the little people, either. S(he) blessed Macklemore with a wardrobe designer (thanks for the heads up, Instagram!) and Jamie Lynn Spears with an engagement ring (‘#blessed #blessed #blessed!’ she wrote on Twitter). S(he)’s been known to bless Kanye West and Kim Kardashian with exotic getaways and expensive bottles of Champagne, overlooking sunsets of biblical proportion (naturally).
… calling something ‘blessed’ has become the go-to term for those who want to boast about an accomplishment while pretending to be humble, fish for a compliment, acknowledge a success (without sounding too conceited), or purposely elicit envy. Blessed, ‘divine or supremely favored,’ is now used to explain that coveted Ted talk invite as well as to celebrate your grandmother’s 91st birthday.”[2]
We’re supposed to bear witness, simply and honestly, to what God has done for us, not in the extent of our possessions or in pride of place or achievement, but in calling us out of darkness into light.  That means being able to say about ourselves that

“God proves his love for us in that while we still were sinners Christ died for us.” [Romans 5:8]

            It’s kind of a strange thought, but true, that we don’t exist for ourselves, but to be in communion with God.  Human beings are here, you and I are here, just to be loved by God.  The rest of it is extra.  The language of the Westminster Catechism is old-fashioned and tries to teach the faith in a way that doesn’t work too well anymore: it gives questions and feeds students the one right answer word-for-word to memorize.  It begins with a profound recognition, though:

“What is the chief end of man?
Man’s chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him forever.”

If only the Squidwards of the world, which is each of us, could let that sink in, we would do a far better job of being who God wants us to be, and really and truly being blessed.

“Like newborn infants, long for the pure, spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow into salvation — if indeed you have tasted that the Lord is good.” [I Peter 2:2-3]







[1] http://spongebob.nick.com/characters/squidward-character.html

[2] Jessica Bennett, “They Feel ‘Blessed’” The New York Times, May 2, 2014. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/04/fashion/blessed-becomes-popular-word-hashtag-social-media.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&smid=tw-nytimes&_r=1

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